2004-07-30

fuck the constitution

It being past 1 o'clock in the morning, I have decided to fight my sleep urges to explain a few things I have learned from the last day:

  • Apparently, my floor constantly smells like feet.

  • Professor Sheffer, who teaches the Presidency class, served in Vietnam, but hates the Constitution and anything inherently related to it, including the Presidency and everyone who has ever been in office.

    I quote: "This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Constitution of the United States of America. It is a PROVERBIAL CROCK OF SHIT. This is the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America. It is an even bigger CROCK OF SHIT. I think it's safe to say that Thomas Jefferson did not know his ass from his elbow. Fuck the Constitution!"

  • Even though the girls on the sixth floor keep dropping like flies, it is acceptable to make fun of them about it.

  • Contrary to previous popular belief, my RA Zach isn't as hot as everyone thought he was. He's just a bit chunky in some areas. It's all good, though. I'm pretty sure we'll all be able to look past that.

  • The William Hung factor exists within any foreign-born Asian.

    That's it for now. I really wish I had added things more frequently. Oh well. I hope I stay sane long enough for me to remember it all.

    tipsydrunk at 1:14 a.m.

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