2005-04-29
a dirty topic
I promised myself last week that I wouldn't go out so much this week so I could work on my Attorney General's Cup speech. And I've stuck to my word -- I only went out once this week.
Trouble is... I've only worked on my speech only once this week, too.
I'm such a fucktard. The only reason why I wanted to do be in this competition was to show everyone that I wasn't stupid. And that I did very well. Then I had a month to prepare for this thing, and here I am with only two very mediocre paragraphs completed. Whoot.
I need some help. I'm supposed to write a ten-minute speech on what other options we have to save the fucking economy now that the garment industry is pulling out of this giant anus we call the CNMI, leaving a bleeding, gaping hole in our government's budget that will be hard to repair. It'll get messy, that's for sure.
What a dirty, dirty topic.
No, I won't be using that analogy in my speech. But it's a very effective portrayal of the situation, don't you think?
tipsydrunk at 9:48 p.m.