2004-05-31
enough, mary jane.
I've decided to stop with the marijuana.
Just kidding. I've learned not drive stoned ever again, though. Being high puts your brain in this state of confusion, paranoia, and panic all at once. Not to mention that you tend to sleep with your eyes open. Not very safe when behind the wheel of large Jeep.
Let's see... I had a near-miss with a red Toyota truck, swerved terribly along the road, and drove a steady 15 mph the entire way home. I remembered to turn my headlights on, though. And to put on my seatbelt as well. You just never know when the cops might want to pull you over.
Drove home drunk the night before last: got home safe. Drove home stoned last night: got home safely, albeit a bit shaky. And never once caught.
See, good things happen to those who don't deserve it, too.
tipsydrunk at 7:13 p.m.
