2005-05-25
blogging: local style
It's odd that a lot of the kids here on island actually have blogs. Not on diaryland, mind you, but on... xanga. Ugh. Why? I mean, it's full of blinking colors and ads at the top of every page! diaryland is convenient and easy to use! It uses simple HTML formatting, so simple even I could do it (cut and paste)! And everyone knows diaryland is the most popular blog on the world wide web today! I should be getting paid for this!
But seriously, most of the kids on island go through xanga. I don't know why, but they do. Even some of the skater/emo/asshole wannabes have xanga journals. I doubt they know that I know they have one, but I do and that's fun fun fun. One well-known island skater boy (POSER!) whines in one entry:
i miss skating all day right after school, or sleeping all day and skating all night. fuck i've gained so much weight since then it sucks.
Well, boo-hoo you little bitch. His girlfriend's on xanga, too, and she spends most of her blogging hours writing "I miss you!" entries to her poser boyfriend (who shall remain nameless, unless you ask). Here's one of her entries, written on February 24, 2005:
"YAY! my [edit] is coming back tomorrow!! im so happy (and so anxious)! hehe..miss you lots! i hope you got to go shopping today or got to have some fun. NO GIRLS (i will kill them)! i cant wait until you come back..i wish i was with you now. we dropped your brother off at your house afterschool and i ran up and lied on your bed..hehe.
i hope your having fun AND missing me
miss you lots, love you more
takecare my [edit]!"
How.Fucking.Retarded.
The other skaterboy/emo/asshole wannabes have their own customized xanga blogs, too, only theirs don't focus so much on insipid boyfriend/girlfriend puppy-love shiznit, but on their emotional sides. Cos they are all so fucking emo. Right. First of all, emo boys, as a prerequisite, need to be HOTT, you fucktards. Oy vey. Idiots, all of them.
[edit: it seems as if I have offended some xanga-ing people, so I must re-word my last statement]
All the pre-pubescent xanga-ers should die, because they just abuse the right-to-blog by posting their silly, inane entries.
[Straight-up, yo. Word to all their mothers.]
[edit-ish: closeminded? well, fuck me for having my opinions, you daft cunt. don't bother reading again.]
tipsydrunk at 12:09 a.m.
