2005-10-20
18 going on 40
So I've got a court date in a month, three essays and a research paper to write, $1,200 I'm about to lose, and an affirmative action policy to draft. Oh, and I think I lost the car key to one of our cars here at the office.
Work has lost its appeal, and school is just too easy for me to take it seriously. I'm always tired, and I'm always eating, but going to the gym seems like more of a chore now. The only activity I find myself ever up for is getting drunk till I puke. My plans to relocate to Iowa are slowly going down the drain, and I fear being stuck on this island doing nothing for another year.
So in short: I'm going to jail, going broke, and getting fat.
I'm 18, but it sounds like I should be 40. I'm all up for a mid-life crisis right about now.
tipsydrunk at 9:09 a.m.
