2004-07-08

hot, hot, hot!

Okay, let's see...

I, voluntarily and of my volition, identify myself as a member of the Curved Line of sexuality... for the most part.

Contrary to popular belief (that I hold regarding myself), there is still a section of me that tends to lean toward the other side. Although I know that I am heavily attracted to those objects called the 'male species', there sometimes are... intrinsic inclinations that I cannot avoid that cause me to turn off of the Curved Line. But this is only seen in special cases, involving only the most impressive and outstanding representatives from the mass crowd commonly known as the 'female species.'

I'll cut the shit now. I admit that I am pretty much pretty 'gay', but I still have some attraction toward women, although I seem to be more exclusive in my standards regarding females.

Class. -- None of that skanky shit, please. Regardless of what the majority thinks, I believe that a woman can be extremely sexy and still be covered from head-to-foot.

Intelligence. -- If your vocabulary can withstand the barrage of 7-letter words that I will most likely throw at you in a casual conversation, then you're good to go on my list.

Looks. -- Yes, as much as I try to shed it, I can still be shallow. Hey, I may be into guys, but I still am a guy.

Now, my expectations in guys? Just put everything listed above and pencil in one word at the bottom:

HOT.

Thank you.

tipsydrunk at 4:52 p.m.

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